Lottie: Mummy, I love you soooooooooo much
Me: I love soooo much too
Lottie: You love me more than you love Daddy don't you?
Me: No I love you the most in little girl love and Daddy the most in grown up man love.
Lottie: But Daddy isn't a man, he is a horse.
Me: What do you think you might like for your birthday present?
Lottie: A light I can hold
Me: You mean like a torch?
Lottie: No, like a light I can hold
Me: Can you show me one at the shop?
Lottie, No, I think you are big enough to know what I mean all by yourself.
This one happened driving to kinder
Lottie: When I am big I will be able to drive because I will have big long legs like you
Me: Yes you will
Lottie: And I will have bigger arms too
Lottie: And I will have a really big vagina too one day won't I?
Me: Spluttering 'maybe' and nearly driving the car into a tree in shock
And I will leave you with that lovely thought for the day while I go back and hit the sewing machine and madly try and get the party dress finished, the stock ready for the shop and all the presents and decorations finished in time.